chocolate mint desserts
(via undeadjp)Source: thisisformydream
I mean, I’m not burning bras or shit, but this is disgusting. DailyMail readers, ladies and gentleman.
They look gorgeous. I’m jealous, I could never look that good with that haircut.
The point is not on how they look (don’t get me wrong, they look great and I’m not saying you said anything wrong), but the point is that they can look the way they want to look and it’s nobody’s bloody business.
(via thomas-hickeys-dickie)Source: actionables.tk
1) Talk to your man. Ask him about his body, and how he relates to it sexually. Find out what turns him on, turns him off or turns him into a quivering wreck (in either a good or a bad way). Communicate BEFORE you hit the sack – there’s a time and a place for “if I do X to you, will it make you…
(via thomas-hickeys-dickie)Source: ftmark.wordpress.com
MAXIMUM UNICORN WORLD
MAXIMUM BOOTY KILLER
MAXIMUM BOOTY KINGDOM
NASTY WALRUS REVENGE
BLOODY SOCCER BATTLE!!!
forbidden walrus kingdom. fuck yeah.
hardcore penguin smuggler in da house
Maximum Walrus Smuggler!
Dirty Zombie Smuggler
Am I supposed be some sort of smuggler of necrophilia porn or…?
stinky soccer maniac
stinky frog showdown
Maximum underwear trainer
Forbidden zombie hunter fuck yea
Dirty Walrus Domination!
HARDCORE UNDERWEAR MANIAC
Maximum Unicorn Slaughter
inTENSE CHIMP WARFARE
Crazy Thong ManiacSource: guns-and-humor